Battle Wounds!
In the same day both of our kids sustained injuries to their faces. I was afraid to go out in public with them for fear of being reported to social services. Ella was on Daddy's shoulders on the way to church and a big tree attacked her. She had a big gash on her forehead. Adlai somehow managed to climb out of his car (a toy that's like a walker in the shape of a car) and landed head first on some of our landscaping outside.